France: Who wants to wear these shirts that say 'I💜England' on them?
England: You bloody wanker?! What the hell?
France: Angleterre, why don't you wear this beautiful shirt?
England: Why would I wear that stupid getup?!
France: Because it'll make me happy!!! *crying* But you hate me!!!
England: Obviously I do. I mean, what is this, Romeo and Juliet?
France: If only it could be...
England: Fuck off, you pervert!
France: But Angleterre, why would I?
England: It would make me happy if you chopped your head off!
Me: Excuse me, immature males. England, have you realized how ungentleman you've been today?
England: You're right....but I still hate France!
Me: I have no idea where this Hetalia Randomness chapter is going.
England: THIS IS IN HETALIA RANDOMNESS?! FRUK FRUK FRUK FRUUUUUUUUK!
France: As in, France and UK! Yay!!!
England: Fuck you, motherfucking bitch Hetagirl.
Me: 😏 For the FrUK shippers, England. For the FrUK shippers.
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
