Me: Okay, Mr Alberta. What is your job?
Alberta: Oil sands.
Me: Okay......what was your first word?
Alberta: Oil.
Me: What about your favorite one?
Alberta: Oil.
Me: The first word you learned how to spell?
Alberta: Oil.
Me: This is getting nowhere.
France: Let me try. What are you thinking about?
Alberta: You getting the fuck away from me before I blend your lower regions.
France: I unjammed alberta's "Oil Gland!"
Me: What the fuck?
Me: What's your favorite word?
Alberta: Lower region.
Me: What about your job?
Alberta: Lower region.
Me: *facepalm*
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
