Assassin's Creed One-shots

Altair x Reader

Ok this story is dedicated to ScreechingLife thanks for the idea

Oh how you wanted to get back at him for shoving you into a pile of horse crap the other day when you were on your mission together. So you came up with a brilliant plan to steal his robes in his sleep and replace them with your robes that smelled like horse crap.
So when you were for sure that Altair was asleep you crept in his room and shaped out his robes with your dirty ones. "Sweet dreams Altair" you whispered.

The very next morning you put Altairs robes on you actually looked really good in them. Then you heard a angry scream of altair "WHERE ARE MY ROBES?" you could hear him running down the hallway twords your room so that's when you took off. "(Y/N) GET BACK HERE WITH MY ROBES!" Yelled Altair as he was chasing you down the hallways "You have to catch me first" you said running full sprint. Oh no Malik was in your path you didn't have enough time to warn him so SMACK you both feel to the ground. "God damn novice watch where your going!" Yelled Malik you pulled the hood down and Malik blushed looking confused. "I stole Altairs robes" you giggled as you ran off again with Altair on your tail "Malik did (y/n) come through here?" Malik looked up at the novice and pointed in the direction you went. And so the chase continues
You entered the courtyard and other assassin's were training so you decided to challenge Altair by blending in with the other assassin's and you pulled the hood up and started to blend. As you got settled you saw a mad Altair come running into the courtyard and he looked around trying to spot you. But he found you because one your in his robes and two all the gear he had on was still a there. Damit you tough and started to run but he tackled you to the ground shit you had been caught.

Ok so bear with me so now Malik wants attention.

Malik: WRITE ABOUT ME WOMAN!

Me: I will in time Malik

Desmond: don't forget shout us

Altair: yay my own story

Ezio: shut up you casso (ass)

Me: guys stop it get it together

Malik: I LOVE YOU ZERO!

Me: oh god guys Malik is desperate

So anyway I hope you enjoyed it alright Chao ;)