Person 1: Awwww I miss you too.
Person 2: don't think I'm weird but I'm sleeping with that shit you left in the bathroom :)
Person 1: WHAT?!??!
Person 2: yea it smells like you and it makes me feel better when you're not here!
Person 1: If you're trying to be cute or funny it's not working
Person 2: ohhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyy godddddddddddd
Person 2: *****SHIRTS
Person 2: I am going to kill myself right now.
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FUNNY TEXTS LOL
RandomThese are just a bunch of random autocorrect fails that are all from the internet (Or SOME are original) they are all from DYAC or SmartphOWNED and all that kind of stuff. TADA!
