Daughter: Dad can you come pick me up from ashley's house?
Daughter: Dad you there?
Daughter: Dad pick up!
Daughter: I'm pregnant...
Daughter: I ate the last slice of pie?
Dad: YOU DID WHAT???!!
YOU ARE READING
FUNNY TEXTS LOL
RandomThese are just a bunch of random autocorrect fails that are all from the internet (Or SOME are original) they are all from DYAC or SmartphOWNED and all that kind of stuff. TADA!
