Girlfriend: Hey babe, wanna play the "Pick the Lie Game"?
Boyfriend: Sure..2 truths and 1 lie right?
Girlfriend: Yepp..here we go..
1. I love bacon
2. I'm pregnant, and youre the dad
3. youre telling my parents about this
Boyfriend: I'm guessing 2 is the lie(;
Girlfriend: Nope, the lie is 1..have fun telling my parents babe. xoxo
Boyfriend: HOW CAN YOU HATE BACON?!..
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FUNNY TEXTS LOL
RandomThese are just a bunch of random autocorrect fails that are all from the internet (Or SOME are original) they are all from DYAC or SmartphOWNED and all that kind of stuff. TADA!
