Funny PJO/HoO Quotes

The Lightning Thief #1

Annabeth Quotes:

1.) "I have feelings for you. I just haven't decided if they're positive or negative yet."

2.) "'It only works for wild animals.''So it would only affect Percy.' Annabeth reasoned. 'Hey!'"

3.) "What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?"

"I don't know. But I just know that I'll be fighting next to you."
"Why?"

"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?"

4.) Your dad created some stupid saltwater spring for his gift. My mom created the olive tree. The people saw that her gift was better, so they named the city after her."

They must really like olives."

Oh, forget it."

Now, if she'd invented pizza-that I could understand."

5.) "You drool when you sleep."

6.) "How did you die?"

"We er....drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"

"It was a big bathtub."

7.) "Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes."

8.) "I said hello to the poodle, you're saying hello to the poodle."

If there is anything else I forgot to add, just PM me and I'll add it on. I'm always open to suggestions. :)