Hi! Firestar here. These are the ways to get kicked out of ThunderClan!
1. Steal Firestar's cookie.
2. Yell, "THERE'S FIRE-FIRE-CHEESE-CAT," repeatedly for a day.
3. Bring back the beavers.
4. Stand up in a gathering and sing "Firestar is a mangy kittypet who doesn't deserve to be part of a Clan. Go back to your twoleg owners and never return to this forest again."
5. Kill someone from your Clan.
6. Lead Firestar to a twoleg who will capture him.
7. Destroy the Rainbow Factory.
8. Run on set during the live episode of Ivypool's Destiny and yell "PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES" x100.
9. Turn into a twoleg.
10. Turn into a dog.
11. Give Jayfeather a monster...
12. Drink the moonpool.
13. Start a war.
14. Destroy the elders den.
15. Plant dynamite in the nursery for fun.
16. Call Firestar a wimpy kittypet.
17. Side with the Dark Forest.
18. Do what Tigerstar did.
19. Yell "I WANT TO BE A TWOLEG" in the middle of a gathering.
20. In the middle of the night, run around camp screaming "I HAD A DREAM FROM STARCLAN. WE MUST ALL GET IN THE LAKE AND SWIM OR DIE!!!"
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How to get kicked out of ThunderClan (Firestar's ways)
FanfictionOkay, so, let's get things straight. I am now I StarClan, sure, but I still know the ways. Now shut up and let me write~Firestar.
