Bluestar and Lionblaze go head to head

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Lionblaze: *does weird fight moves*

Bluestar: You're wierd

Lionblaze: Huh? How?

Bluestar: You like paw to paw combat. I myself much prefer football

Lionblaze: What, that sport, if you can call it a sport, where if they fall over they scream and say they broke something?

Bluestar: (shocked) *slaps Lionblaze on the muzzle* I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT FOOTBALL IS WAY BETTER THAN KA-FART-EH

Lionblaze: (equally shocked) Evil stupid mangy old fleabag

Bluestar: Thank you for describing yourself

Lionblaze: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! *Lunges and aims for Bluestar's throat*

Bluestar: *steps away* HAHAHAHAHA like I said. So weird. And you're stupid too. *Walks away laughing* See you NEVER.

Lionblaze: stupid old fleabag

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