Lionblaze: *does weird fight moves*
Bluestar: You're wierd
Lionblaze: Huh? How?
Bluestar: You like paw to paw combat. I myself much prefer football
Lionblaze: What, that sport, if you can call it a sport, where if they fall over they scream and say they broke something?
Bluestar: (shocked) *slaps Lionblaze on the muzzle* I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT FOOTBALL IS WAY BETTER THAN KA-FART-EH
Lionblaze: (equally shocked) Evil stupid mangy old fleabag
Bluestar: Thank you for describing yourself
Lionblaze: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! *Lunges and aims for Bluestar's throat*
Bluestar: *steps away* HAHAHAHAHA like I said. So weird. And you're stupid too. *Walks away laughing* See you NEVER.
Lionblaze: stupid old fleabag
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How to get kicked out of ThunderClan (Firestar's ways)
FanfictionOkay, so, let's get things straight. I am now I StarClan, sure, but I still know the ways. Now shut up and let me write~Firestar.