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9: 55 PM


benny the creep: you smelled nice yesterday and that hug!


you: sorry, i was just so happy to see you!


benny the creep: oh, really. . . thanks! you're very warm.


you: so are you!


benny the creep: i think a bear would want to live in us. . .


you: what the fuck?! benny! xD


benny the creep: hibernation, man.


you: hey, why did you take so long in the bathroom??


benny the creep: oh, you know a man's business. . .


you: why were there people screaming??


benny the creep: oh, pfft it was just dusk fans, ya know?


you: are you sure? it sounded like screams of fear and not about seeing a "hot" shirtless dude.


benny the creep: don't worry about it, i got it covered!


you: are you sure it wasn't nothing? i mean a guy who wanted to use the bathroom couldn't open the door to get out. . .


benny the creep: oh, well, it was budged.


you: benny, you're not lying to me, right?


benny the creep: no, don't worry, anna!


you: i'm your friend, benny. you can tell me anything.


benny the creep: and you think i don't want to?


you: what do you mean?


benny the creep: i'll text you later. bye.




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