Bill Joe and da squad gust finished their concert in Vancouver. Petey and Patrich, looked at eAch other. Bill Joe wutched den go back to da stage. Patrick took da mike. Every fan screamed when da couple cam out.
"ME AND PETE CHAN HAS AN ANNOUCED FOR YEW ALL!"
Patrick said, da crowd's screams got louder.
"I'M PREGNANT!"
Patrich shouted into da mike, and da screams turned intu screeches. Patrich grinned and the twu walked off da stage.
"I'm su excited fur our child Petey!!"
Patrick hugged Pete, Bill Joe stared at dem like wtf.
"Patrick ur gunna have your kid during da tour btw.."
Bill jee said, Patrick shrugged.
"Soooooo,"
Patrick gave Bill j sass.
"Iswaertogod."
Billie muttered,
"Dunt give me guddum sass.."
Patrich blinked.
"K."
Da bands got bac to dere magic tour bus. Next stop wuz Calgary !! Which was gunna take 9 hours.
"OH GREAT!"
Billi shouted,
"I'm stuck in dis bus for 9 houruers with deez Sassy Sues."
Patrich threw his fedora at Billie.
"AHH!"
Billie grabbed his eyeliner and threw it at da boi.
"Don't start.. Throwing things.. Oh no."
Joe said, as Patrick threw a pizzah at Billie jee.
"Hunny, do wanna start.."
Billie grabbed da larger slice of pizzah and threw it at the enemy. Patrich wiped off da pizza, giving Billie jee a sassy luuk.
"You started somethung, boi."
Bill jee grabbed des red tie an threw it at da Patric. Patrich reached fur his precious actually gold fedora an threw it at Billie jee, and it hit em rite in da head.
"AHHHHHHH."
Billie screeched, he was on da fluur.
"IVE BEEN INJURED BY DAT PREGNAT.. THING!"
He luuked up and saw da Pete.
"Y-Your su cool.."
Billie sat up,
"I want to be cool liek you Petey.."
He hugged Petes leg.
"You are.. Uh."
Pete said, Billie let gu of da leg and went to da couch.
"I'll never kool like yew Pete..."
Billyee mumbled, and cried in da pillow.
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Let's Go On Tour (Crack Fic)
FanfictionGreen Day and Fall Out Boy decide to go on a tour, and mistakes are made. (Includes other bands too!) :D
