Pokemon

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Charmander is red, Squirrel is blue, If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

Do you know Constrict ? Because you've got me wrapped around your little finger.

Girl, you must have used tail whip, because your booty is leaving me defenseless!

Are you a Hitmonlee? 'Cause your body is kicking.

You're so hot I'm going to need a Burn Heal.

My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.

My 11:11 is that I wish you and I were Weedless so we could make a Kakuna and evolve together.

I like to compare myself with Smeargle...I'm pretty handy with a paintbrush.

Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

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