Hetalia (2)

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America-

-If I were a superhero, I'd take you flying. But, since I'm not, I'll just walk you home.

-Uncle Sam wants you and so do I.

-Hey baby, I hope you don't mind me invading your territory.

-I'm the king of burgers but I'm looking for my queen.

France-

-Don't frown, mademoiselle. You don't know who could be falling in love with your smile.

-I lost my virginity. May I have yours? *pops rose out of nowhere*

-Bonjour, I'm looking for treasure. Can I search your chest?

-I hurt my lips. Could you kiss them to make me feel better?

-The only thing your eyes don't tell me is your name.

-Let me draw you like one of my French girls.

-Say, have we met before? I would never forget someone as beautiful as you.

Germany-

-Do you vant to know vhy zhey call me Drill Sergeant?

-I like potatoes. If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet potato. (Smooth, Germany. Smooth.)

Romano-

-Things can get real hot down south.

-No wonder the sun isn't shining, all the light is in your eyes.

-Did you know that the human body is made up of 95% water? Great, because I'm getting thirsty.

-That's funny, I think your eyes are the same color as my Lamborghini.

-I don't like your last name. Let's change it to Vargas!

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