50 things to do...

... in an exam

1. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

2. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the

classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you.

When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules

of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

3. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

4. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

5. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to

answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this

question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious

beliefs. Be creative.

6. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a

sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I

have to leave the country" and run off.

7. 15 minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into

very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry

Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the

exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15

minutes.

8. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on

your head, and nothing else.

9. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the

exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

10. Bring things to throw at the instructor when she's not

looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

11. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

12. Every 5 minutes stand up, collect all your things, move to

another seat, continue with the exam.

13. Turn in the exam 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

14. Get the exam. 20 minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.

15. Make origami animals out of the exam paper, and act out your favourite TV series with them.

16. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some

point during the exam, you should start crying for you mother).

17. Comment on how good the instructor is looking that day.

18. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of

the opera" until they drag you away.

19. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest

proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers

into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything

to your own life story.

20. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.