50 Things To Do To Make Your Teacher Feel Uncomfortable
1. Whenever they walk past you get all your friends to stare at them.
2. Lick your text book in front of them, if they ask why you did that say “What would you rather me lick your text book?”
3. Itch your head for the entire lesson.
4. Leave notes on your teachers desk saying “have you checked the children?”
5. If another teacher/students knocks on the door during class scream "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!" and get everyone into combat position. (includes a bit of pre-planning)
6. Instead of bringing a pencil case to class put all your equipment in a picnic basket.
7. When they are standing behind you breathe really loudly and continue to do your work.
8. If you have to write a story copy the first chapter of "Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone" and hand it in.
9. Bring a drink bottle into class and spill it, then go ask to refill it then spill it again etc etc.
10. When your teacher's in earshot, talk about how you got smashed on the weekend and stole someone’s car.
11. Play a recording of doors creaking/dogs barking, then if the teachers asks “Can you hear that?” Get everyone to say “What? No. You must be imaging it miss."
12. If you can read any book you want get the whole class to read the same book.
13. If there is an empty seat next to you pretend someone is there and have a conversation with them.
14. When the teacher sets work and asks “Does anyone have any questions?” ask “Do you hate me?”
15. While you’re doing your work get the whole class to sing the national anthem.
16. Bring a toaster to class.
17. Get the whole class to right names of harry potter characters on their notebooks instead of their actual names.
18. Go and sniff your teacher, if they ask what you’re doing say “Just checking”, wink then walk off.
19. In the middle of class go lie down face flat on the floor in front of the teacher’s desk.
20. Take photos! Strike really suggestive pose and ask the teacher to take them for you.
21. Brush your teeth in class.
22. Pass notes in class and make sure you get caught, write on the notes a conversation about how you’re going to sacrifice your pet fish at the “woogawooga” tribe meeting.
23. Order a Pizza and get it delivered to the classroom.
24. When class is finished go over to your teacher and give them a big hug.
25. If you see a small insect act absolutely freaked out and run out of the classroom screaming.
26. If they pat you on the back pretend that they really hurt you and start wailing in agony.
27. When you’re doing a test ask the teacher if they can hold your hand because you get really nervous.
28. For an end of year present buy you’re a bag of vegetables or something equally as random.
29. Change the accent you speak in every week.
30. Bring a Vacuum to class and start vacuuming in the middle class. Mutter about how you can’t work in such a pigsty.
31. When you have to write a paper, get it done early and mail it to your teachers’ house.
32. If you have a class first period, go into the class room early and lie down in a sleeping bag in your pyjamas then set an alarm to go off a few minutes into first period.
33. Paint all your work onto a canvas instead of doing it in your school book.
34. Whenever a teacher asks the class something, arrange for everyone to automatically put up their hands at once.
35. If you have to read out loud from your textbook sing it and tell your teacher that music is a key learning tool for you.
36. Bring handcuffs into class and wear a plastic fake police badge. Tell your teacher that he/she is under arrest.
37. Raise your hand for every question and when the teacher calls on you say “oh never mind” do it repeatedly.
38. Bring marshmallows to roast on the Bunsen burner. When the teacher tells you off pull out a packet of sausages and start cooking them. If the teacher just tells you off again THEN pull out a chicken and slow roast it on a spit.
39. When the principal speaks over the P.A shout “I'M HEARING VOICES AGAIN!!”
40. Ask your teacher what he/she really wanted to do with their life.
41. Break into a song and dance in class like a musical.
42. Before class draw a diagram of the reproductive system on the whiteboard in permanent marker pretending it was from the last class.
43. Whenever you go out of the classroom bring your chair with you.
44. Do your work in another language.
45. Call your teacher Mum (even if they are male)
46. When you go into the class ask “Do I know you?”, frown and walk away.
47. In science make a cocktail of random chemicals and pretend to own a cafe.
48. Ride a scooter into class.
49. If your teacher doesn’t let you do something, hold a glue gun to their face and say" Do you know what you have got yourself into?"
50. Cry uncontrollably for the lesson.
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50 things to do...
HumorThis book is here to make you laugh, it has a lot of different things that you can do in everyday normal situations, just to make them awkward. **Please read the introduction section before continuing with this book.**
