Aries: "It's not going to say hello it's A cOW lUkE"- AshtonTaurus: "Ashton- otherwise known as pimp daddy." - Calum
Gemini: "you be ice berg and I'll go down"- Michael
Cancer: "tadpoles are baby turtles, oh no ! They are baby mosquitos aren't they" - ashton
Leo: " Calum offered to paint my nails but I said no because he always uses the wrong shade of purple"- luke
Virgo: "are you a volcano ? Cause I lava you"- Ashton
Libra: " I'll do what I want I'm punk rock"
Scorpio: "remember kids: don't get emotionally attached to a band.
You'll get pregnant and die."- AshtonSagittarius: "I'm Pringle. It's like Single but hungry"
Capricorn: "I'm tight, and I'm bright." - Calum
Aquarius: "that bitch ate the last cheerio in the box !" - luke
Pisces: "shit dick fuck balls" - Michael
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The 5sos zodiac book
Random|started 30th October 2015| Creds to me & Instagram/wattpad inspiration. Comment what you get !! Thanks so much for 140K !! :D -I'm a Capricorn-