Sabine:zeb you have to eat a tamal.....
Zeb:umm...what is that?
Hera:I don't know how to make it but I'll buy it
Hera gose to the store and buys a tamale
"Here you go zeb" says Hera while passing the tamale
Zeb:thanks..*eats it*
Ezra:so what dose it taste like?
Zeb: oh!!my glob!!! Hot fire hot!!!Hera what did you do??*drinks water*
Hera:I put some spices in it and water doesn't help you have to drink milk and stop killing the bathroom pipes this is mine and kanan's revenge but mostly kanan's
Zeb:alright alright *drinks milk* ah....
Ezra:*cough cough* zeb sucks *cough cough*
Zeb:shut it you stupid rat
Sabine:well that's a first
Ezra:there's a first for everything...
First baby steps
First words
First kiss
First poop
First bathroom break
First having babies-
Sabine:okay!!!we get it!!
"Well...this got weird quickly" said zeb turning on the t.v
Sabine: that's right!! I forgot we all have to watch a scary movie...you to chopper!!
Chopper just starts grumbling
At the beginning of the movie
Tom: Ashley?! Ashley where are you my love?
Ezra:ew...it's lovey dovey
Every one except Ezra :ssshh!!
Ashley: I'm in here!! In the mirror and can't get out!!help me
Tom:I'm trying women!! It's hard to do what's for the greater good!!
Ashley:excuse me!! I am your girlfriend I am the greatest good you're ever going to get!!
Tom:....bitch please
A vampire comes out
Vampire:you must die!!!
Tom:fuck this shit I'm out!! *walks off*
Vampire: fight me *punches him*
One awesome fight later and Tom dies
Ashley: Tom!! Why!!did you die?..???you still owed me a dress and 25 bucks!!!
Ezra:it seems like they were a happy couple-
Zeb:shut it kid!!
A pole gose through Ashley's head a second later the t.v freezes and says
R.u.n. Its.coming.for.you!!to escape it you must be with your true love if you don't have one...then your safe for now!!
Turns off
Ezra:aw..man I peed myself.....I'm forever alone
Zeb:ew kid
Sabine:"and he expects me to like him" even though I do like him
Hera:come on guys chill...
Kanan: yea,..its just a movie a pretty suckish and we don't really have any good movies laying around.... Except for one but...its rated M and has s.e.x. blood.guns.drugs. stuff you guys aren't ready to handle
Ezra:I am so-
Kanan: you peed your self
Ezra: *looks down* I'm going to change!!*gose to his room to change then comes back*
Chopper makes grunts and takes a photo of Ezra
Ezra:chopper!!
Chopper leaves
Ezra:agh
Sabine:so...
Zeb:so..
Hera:bed time......
Kanan:yea.....
EVery one gose to there own rooms
In the night they hear strange sounds
Sabine:was the first to get up
She knew it sounded childish but she was scared the noises the scratches she heard wouldn't let her sleep so she went to sleep with Ezra
(Not the way you perverted people think)
Sabine:Ezra wake up
Ezra mumbles something
Sabine: *rolls her eyes*I'm scared and need a ...*gags* a "man"
Ezra gets up
Ezra:*pats the side of his bed* come on
Sabine:, try anything and I'll kill you.....wait *sniffs the air* ew..wait did zeb fart
Ezra: under the covers quick..
The next morning. (Sabine was pregnant...no jk just kidding)
Kanan:ah...I slept like a baby what about you guys?
Zeb:my stomach is upset....but pretty good I say
Ezra:amazing
Sabine:it was okay.....I guess....oh and we have a truth
Hera:what is it?
Sabine:it's if you get mad at me when I do stuff like that...like what I did in the ship
Hera:I do get mad....but I get over it its not like its going to make me sick or something
Sabine:that's explains it for you
Kanan:agh...Ezra's not grounded anymore..*gives back lightsaber*
Ezra:yay!!!!well that's all
Crew:bye
