our little boy // phan

Annoying

Phils POV
I looked out the airplane window and was astounded by the looks of the clouds, lovely. I felt Dan rubbing the back of my hand I looked over at him and smiled, he whispered,
"This is the first night we will have been apart since year 11."
"Remember when you got those tattoos removed?"
"Yah in year 13. The most painful thing ever."
"Yah, but remember the 3 tattoos you kept?"
"Of course, The PL 10.19.09, the lily with Auriellas name, and the bumble bee on the flower with Winnie's name."
"So we will never be apart."
"You guys are apart of me." The seats were lined up in rows of 4 and dans mum was sitting in the row across, I looked at Auri and smiled, that's something I never thought I'd have, 2 kids and a husband. 2 beautiful kids and one amazing husband. I looked back over to Dan and he kissed me softly and whispered something I'd never thought I'd hear, "Getting the other tattoos removed was one of the best things I've ever done."
"I thought you loved your tattoos?"
"I did, but I would much rather have a bumble bee sitting on a lily then a dragon down my arm." I giggled and laid my head on his shoulder.
"Are you okay Dan?"
"Honestly?" I nodded, "Yea I guess, I mean I love you guys but having my dad say all that stuff, really hurts." I lifted my head and kissed him,
"I love you."
"I love you too." He then fell fast asleep on my shoulder while I stayed awake watching movies, yay.
-9 hours later-
I shook Dan lightly and he woke up, I was dropping him off at Joeys.
"Can't we just sleep in the car together!" He whined,
"I'll come inside with you."
"Ugh" I walked Dan and Winnie to the front door, I rang the doorbell and there stood Joey with a bright smile,
"Hi Joey!" Dan yawned then said,
"Hey Joey, thanks for letting Winnie and I stay with you."
"No problem, DANIEL!"
"Hello, hello boys!" They welcomed us in and I knew I had to say goodbye I whispered,
"Dan, I'm trusting you, I love you so much Bear."
"I love you too, Phil can't you just stay?"
"I can't, I'm sorry, I love you." I kissed him then kissed Winnie's head as he was asleep.
"I love you bear." I wiped a stray tear on his face,
"I love you too lion." I walked out of the house and as Joey closed the door I heard him say to Dan,
"You sure love him don't you?"
"More then you could ever imagine."
-10 minutes later-
Auri and I arrived at cats, I picked her up and knocked on the door. Cat answered,
"Hey Phil," she looked at Auri "hey sugar."
"Hi auntie Cat." Auri said drowsily.
"Hey Cat, can I put her down somewhere?"
"Yeah, just go into the guest room." I went in there out her under the covers,
"Check for monsters?"
"Monsters?"
"Dad showed me a movie and there were monsters everywhere." I sighed realizing Dan had watched monsters inc. with her. I checked under the bed and in the closet,
"Nope no monsters, lullaby or a story?"
"Sing?"
"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are grey. You'll never know dear how much I love you please don't take my sunshine away." She fell asleep and I quietly walked out,
"Hey, is she asleep?"
"Yea. How are you?"
"I'm good actually. On the other hand I can already tell that you are very sad."
"It's noticeable?"
"Very. What's wrong?"
"Dans dad is against are relationship, I'm separated from my kid and husband, and this is the first night I've spent without Dan since year 11."
"Wow, must be tough."
"Well I mean he's staying in a house with 2 guys who happen to be gay, so I trust him but not them."
"Trust me, Joey and Daniel are the farthest away from cheaters you could get."
"Thanks."
"I'd offer you wine but I can see you're very tired and I should probably let you sleep."
"Thank you." I hugged her and  I truly felt very grateful that everyone could see I was tired. I walked into the guest room and lied down with Auri, I was drifting off when Dan texted me,
'Babe I need help. Joey and Daniel are REALLY annoying, I put Winnie down but they're keeping me awake with would you rather truth or dare and never have I ever. Please help. Xx'

'Ahaha ok what do you need me to do?'

'Keep texting me, they are making out and I don't want to look at anything but my phone.'

'Well, when we get out of this whole mess I will make sure you know that they're not the only guys that get to have fun."

'Nice but tone it down.'

'Fine, just say you're really tired and you want to go to sleep.'

'Good idea.' I waited about 2 minutes when he texted back,

'I'm in bed now, I'm sure you're very tired, so am I.'

'Yea, but I miss you so much.'

'I miss you too Philly'

'Promise you'll see me tomorrow?'

'Promise.'

'Goodnight Bear Ily💞'

'Goodnight Lion Ilyt💖'
---------Morning---------
'Morning Sweetheart :D'
'Morning Dan <3 Did you sleep?'
'I had to cuddle when I sleep so I ended up secretly cuddling with Winnie at about 3-4 am'
'Good idea, I had to cuddle with myslef.'
'How does that even work?'
'Idk I just hugged my self for a really long time. Are you coming over here?'
'Yeah, we're leaving at about noon.'
'We?'
'Joey and Daniel are going, that's how I'm getting there.'
'Oh ok.'
'Well Ily and I'll see you v soon <3'
'Ilyt'
I looked around and saw Auri wasn't in bed, I went outside the room and saw something amazing. Cat and Auri were making pancakes while listening to 'I'm a gummy bear' I pulled out my phone and started filming them dancing stupidly around the kitchen. I couldn't hold it in anymore and I Burst into laughter causing Auri to laugh and for cat to drop an egg and laugh aswell. I picked up Auri and kissed her stomach until I ran out of breath.
"Morning daddy!"
"Morning sweet heart, did you sleep good?"
"Yea! Where's dad?"
"Um were going to see him around noon."
"Yay!" I set her down and looked at Cat,
"How much of that did you get on tape?"
"Enough to play at your wedding." She lightly punched my arm and I just giggled.
"Anyway, Joey, Daniel and Dan are coming at noon."
"I heard." She lifted a stack of pancakes, "Pancakes?"
"Yes please."
"How many?"
"3?"
"Yep, and how about for you sugar?"
"ALL OF THEM!" I whispered,
"1 1/2"
"Gotcha"
"Wow you'd be eating forever!"
"Nooooooo." I giggled and set her in a chair. I went to go help Cat when she shooed me over to the chairs,
"Sit! You guys are my guests."
"Fine."
"How'd you sleep?"
"Alright I guess, Dan wasn't there so it was hard to sleep."
"Sorry."
"I don't know I guess we will have to spend another night without each other." I sighed in frustration knowing that I would have him here.
"I actually have an air mattress in the garage, a huge one. It could probably fit all of you."
"Really?!"
"Yea I mean I'm sure you wouldn't want to sleep like that but you could put the kids in the bed and you and Dan could sleep on the air mattress."
"Oh my god thank you so much Cat! This is amazing! I'll text Dan!"
"Hey! No phones at the table." Auri shouted,
"Fine, I will text him after breakfast."
-Noon- Dans POV
I was at Cats front door when Daniel stopped me,
"Yea?" Joey wasn't there, he went to the market nearby to get milk, bread etc.
"Wanna leave?"
"Huh?"
"I mean, want to go back to Joeys, and I don't know, do whatever you want."
"Um no." I turned to walk away when he grabbed my arm and kissed me, it was revolting. I pushed him away and he fell. "IM MARRIED."
"So? We could be Dan Howell and Daniel Howell."
"Actually my name is Dan Lester." I turned to walk inside when Phil was already at the front door looking amazing,
"Phil,"
"I saw everything." He ran up to me and kissed me, his arms wrapped around my waist and mine were around his neck. When he pulled apart I said,
"Hey."
"Hey." He released me and stomped on Daniels stomach,
"HOW DARE YOU KISS MY HUSBAND?! WE HAVE CHILDREN AND A WHOLE LIFE TOGETHER IDIOT!"
"I - I'm sorry, I thought you both weren't happy together."
"What gave you that impression?"
"Dan was texting some random girl last night."
"What?" He turned to me,
"No I wasn't."
"Yah you were. Her name in you're phone was 'Lion💚"
"That's me!" Phil said.
"Oh." Phil and I walked back in but before we did I heard sobbing, it seemed Phil did too as we both turned to see Joey. Crying.
"HOW COULD YOU?!"
"JOEY!" I ran in and Cat was playing scrabble with Auri,
"What's going on out there? Also hi Dan!"
"Hi Cat thanks for letting Winnie and I stay, also Daniel kissed me in front of Phil and Joey, Phil came out, Phil Y - E - L - L - E - D at Daniel and then we were walking away when Joey y-e-l-l-e-d at Daniel." We had to spell yelled out because Winnie and Auri hated it when we yelled.
"I better get Joey." She picked up her phone and went outside,
"Hi dad!"
"Hi Auri!"
"Hi daddy!"
"Hi Winnie!" Phil picked up Winnie and I picked up Auri. At least we were together.

A/N
Hahahahahahaha longest chapter BAM even though you were probs expecting a short one I fooled you.