CAPS - An SVU parody fic

PART ONE

JUST A STORY I HAD TO GET OUT. AU, AND PROBABLY FUNNY, I DON'T KNOW YOUR HUMOR, LOL. BUT THIS IS SHORT, JUST GONNA BE A TINY STORY, A FEW CHAPTERS. DICK WOLF OWNS THE CHARACTERS, ENJOY.

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"MY NAME IS OLIVIA BENSON AND I LOVE ELLIOT STABLER!"

"EXCUSE ME?" KATHY SAID AS ELLIOT, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE LOOKED ON WITH A BIG, SHIT LICKING GRIN ON HIS FACE; I KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE KATHY EITHER!

ANYWAY THE KIDS LOOKED ON...AND HER PARENTS...AND HIS MOTHER...AND THEIR PRIEST, WHO JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE THERE FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER. THE ONE I HAD NOT BEEN INVITED TO, CRAZY, RIGHT? WAIT, WHERE WAS I? OH YEAH, SO KATHY GOES "EXCUSE ME?" AND THE ROOM GOES SILENT BECAUSE THEY WERE NOW SAYING GRACE.

WHAT, OH YOU THOUGHT I WAS IN THE ROOM? NO SEE, I WAS AT HOME, PRACTICING IN THE HAND MIRROR WITH A VERY TASTY BOTTLE OF PUMPKIN SPICE RUMIN (RUM & GIN) WHILE I ATE MY TURKEY SANDWICH.

"I'M OLIVIA BENSON AND I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU, ELLIOT JOSEPH STABLER, SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO!"

OF COURSE, HE CAN'T SAY IT TO ME BECAUSE HE'S WITH HER. I WONDER IF I WERE HER IF I COULD MAKE HIM BE THE FOOL HE IS BUT FOR ME. I IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IF WE HAD ALL THOSE KIDS; MAYBE NOT ALL OF THEM...TWO.

THEY MUST BE FINISHED SAYING THAT GRACE BY NOW. I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO THIS. IT'S NOT AS IF ELLIOT WILL MAGICALLY COME TO ME. IT'S NOT AS IF I'LL FINISH THIS BOTTLE, (WHICH I WILL IN ANOTHER SIP OR TWO) AND HE'LL JUST SHOW UP CUZ THAT WOULD BE STUPID, SO I'LL JUST DRINK THIS UP AND GO TO BED EXCEPT NOW THERE'S SOMEONE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR.

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MORE TO COME.