The Book Of Random Stories

WAIT

AFTER A REALLY LONG TIME DECIDING (5 minutes) I HAVE DECIDED TO CHANGE MY PROFILE PIC.

I KNOW THIS DOESN'T SEEM LIKE SUCH A BIG DEAL BECAUSE PEOPLE CHANGE THEIRS ALL THE TIME BUT: I HAVE NEVER USED A DIFFERENT PROFILE PIC THAN THE ONE SHOWN ABOVE.

SCINCE I WAS LIKE 5

FIVE!

ANYWAY TELL ME IF YOU WANT ME TO CHANGE IT BACK BECAUSE YA.

BWLSKSKS

I DON WANNA

BUT I DO ;-;

I'M SUCH A CONFUSED CHILD

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FINE I'LL DO IT

ACTUALLY NEVERMIND I CHANGED IT BACK

ALSO I WROTE A REALLY LONG SHORT STORY (Do those two words even go together?) CALLED JUST5 BUT I CAN'T PUBLISH IT BEFORE I TURN IT INTO MY TEACHER BECAUSE WEIRDLY THE DAY AFTER I STARTED WRITING IT MY LA TEACHER SAID THAT OUR BIG TEST THIS QUARTER WAS MAKING A SHORT STORY... HMMMM

ANYWAY IT'S FINISHED AND STUFF I JUST HAVE TO MAKE SURE MY TEACHER DOESN'T STAB ME BECAUSE SHE THINKS I STEAL MY WRITING FROM OTHER AUTHORS.

I PRINTED IT OUT AND ITS FIVE PAGES LONG!!! (THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TITLE, I MADE THE TITLE BEFORE I PRINTED IT WAS JUST A WEIRD COINCIDENCE) WHAT!? I NEVER HAVE HAD ENOUGH PATIENCE TO WRITE AN ACTUALLY LONG STORY, THAT'S WHY I WROTE IT BACKWARDS, IT WAS REALLY INTERESTING FIGURING OUT HOW ALL THE CHARACTERS ENDED UP WHERE THEY WERE IN THE FIRST MINI CHAPTER, SO IT ONLY TOOK ME THREE DAYS INSTEAD OF THREE-THOUSAND TO WRITE IT!

ANOTHER THING: IF I SEE ANOTHER "ZODIAC" BOOK I AM LITERALLY GOING TO ******* KILL EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET, I LOOKED ON THE RECOMMENDATIONS AND 6/15 OF THEM WERE ABOUT ZODIACS (The other 9 being books about "The bad boy this" and "The bad boy that" and "The bad boy made out with my hat not me and it made me sad :(" )

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

I'M STILL DEAD BTW
*End of authors note*