"RUN, LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" Screamed Kurt, the three sprinted toward the front gate. As soon as they crossed through the gate they heard the heavy labored panting of the dragon Zowie. They ran and ran until the castle was no longer in sight any longer and they were no longer in danger. "Why did you seek me out?" Asked Kurt gasping for air. "I need help getting my swamp back from Lord Farquaad and his Star Squad. They have turned my home into a refugee camp." Replied Parris. "You know the journey will be a long and hard one right? It is a long distance from here to the Eiffel Tower." Kurt said. "Th-th-the Eiffel Tower?" Stuttered Richmond with fear in his eyes. "Yes, you know, the Eiffel Tower? The one in Paris, France." Said Kurt. "Parris, I can't travel with you any longer. I can't be in Paris. Not after what happened." Whimpered Richmond, "People will think I'm with ISIS because I wear this towel and don't have white skin. I left Syria to escape that life." "I can give you disguises. I am a Grand Wizard after all." Said Kurt with a sly smile, "Get naked." Parris and Richmond started to strip slowly while staring intently at Kurt in his white wizard robes. Suddenly Richmond was tranformed into Carl from Jimmy Neutron and Parris was suddenly transformed into fuccboi Parris. "AYYY CLICC DAT LIKE BUTTON FOR A TBH IF U UP😈💯👌🏿💦🙏🏿" said fuccboi Parris, now sporting a jordan t-shirt with rose print joggers and an all black bucket hat with the word "TRILL" embroidered on it. "Um, yes, are you going to finish that croissant?" Asked Carl Richmond. "Splendid!" Shouted Kurt with glee. Not a even a moment later... BOOM! Suddenly fuccboi Parris and Carl Richmond were splattered with blood, brain matter, and skull fragments. After they wipe the brains out of their eyes they cannot believe what they're seeing! Someone blew Kurt's head clean off his shoulders with a shotgun! "WTF U NIGGAS PLAY 2️⃣ FUCCIN MUCCH👿👎🏿🔞🗣 MY JOGGERS COST MORE THAN UR WHOLE LIFE👌🏿😂💯💦" shouted fuccboi Parris in disbelief. "I miss my mommy." Said Carl Richmond. As Kurt Cobain's now lifeless body slumped to the ground the culprit was right before their very eyes standing behind the body. "My name is Bacon Boy. I am an assassin sent by my master George Bush, member of the Farquaad Star Squad, to kill you so I may receive the approval of master. Lord Farquaad will never return your land and sends his regards."
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The Eiffel Tower: Sack of Secrets
VampireYung man Parris is comfortable with his solitary existence in his swamp. He has been alone all his life and learned to come to terms with the isolated life he has led. Until one fateful day, Parris has a chance encounter with a frail asian boy by th...
