The two combatants waited in silence in their respective locker rooms. They would battle to the death as soon as the match between Barry B. Benson and Ned Bigby concluded for the title of "best bee there could ever be". Adam Sandler was set to be the referee for the match. As they were walking up to the mud filled kiddie pool they locked eyes and flashed each other an intense look of hatred and possibly lust??? The two met in the middle as Adam Sandler (who was dressed as Jill from Jack & Jill) began to shout, " Alright you little cuties, I want a dirty fight. I want lots of biting, hair/weave pulling, and slapping. First one to blow their load loses. Understood?" They both nodded and touched penises. The first round began with a bang. Farquaad bent Richmond over his knee and gave him a viscous spanking that left his bum raw and red as a red rocket. Richmond retaliated with an incredibly executed tea-bagging that left greasy sweat marks and pubic hair all over Farquaad's face. In the midst of the massive pulverizing that Richmond's nuts were delivering to Farquaad's face, Parris was in a deep internal conflict with his conscious. He knew he loved Richmond, but Richmond could never satisfy Parris's true gold digger nature. Only Farquaad could give Parris the life of the true princess that he was. He couldn't fight away the anxiety/frustration boners any longer and had to take a trip to the porta-potty to rub one out and think about his predicament. Richmond made the fatal mistake of taking his eyes off his opponent as he watched Parris leaving. Farquaad took advantage and twisted Richmond's itty-bitty-titties until he fell to the ground in agony. Farquaad then proceeded to shove his trusty corncob down Richmond's throat; making him gag like the little slut he is. All hope for Richmond seemed lost when out of nowhere Parris delivered a devastating wet willy to Farquaad from behind. Parris got on top of Farquaad and gave him the raunchiest beef stew that he could muster. Farquaad was out cold and Parris had made his decision. He ripped his shirt off and beat his chest making his man tits flop and flap all over in triumphant victory. He pulled the corncob out of his lover's mouth and took a bite of the delicious cob.
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The Eiffel Tower: Sack of Secrets
VampireYung man Parris is comfortable with his solitary existence in his swamp. He has been alone all his life and learned to come to terms with the isolated life he has led. Until one fateful day, Parris has a chance encounter with a frail asian boy by th...
