SOMETHiNG WAS OFF ABOUT MS. FRiZZLE. SHE SEEMED TO LOOK BULKiER THAN PARRiS REMEMBERED. "MS. FRiZZLE ARE YOU OK? WHY AiN'T YOU CLiCC THAT MF LiKE BUTTON YET?" ASKED PARRiS. "Ride on the Magic School Bus
Cruisin' on down Main Street
You're relaxed and feelin' good
Next thing that you know you're seein'
Octopus in the neighborhood!
Surfin' on a sound wave
Swingin' through the stars
Take a left at your intestine
Take your second right past Mars.
On THE MAGiC SCHOOL BUS
Navigate a nostril
Climb on THE MAGiC SCHOOL BUS
Spank a PLACKTiN, too
On our Magic School Bus
Raft a river of lava
On THE MAGiC SCHOOL BUS
Such a fine thing to do!
So strap your bones right to the seat
Come on in and don't be shy —
Just to make your day complete
You might get baked into a pie
On THE MAGiC SCHOOL BUS...
Step inside — it's a wilder ride!
Come on — ride on THE MAGiC SCHOOL BUS!" REPLiED MS. FRiZZLE. "MS. FRiZZLE CAN YOU TAKE US TO THE EiFFEL TOWER? WE NEED TO SEE LORD FARQUAAD TO GET PARRiS' SWAMP BACK" ASKED CARL RiCHMOND. "OF COURSE i CAN. HOP ABOARD CHiLDREN." REPLiED MS. FRiZZLE WiTH GLEE. AS SOON AS THEY CLiMBED iNTO THE BUS THEY NOTiCED A MYSTERiOUS DARK FiGURE iN THE VERY BACK OF THE BUS. WHY iS THAT PERSON RiDiNG iN THE VERY BACK THOUGHT PARRiS. "HELLO REAL BOiZ," EXCLAiMED THE DARK SHADOWY FiGURE, "YOU HAVE TRAVELED A LONG AND HARROWiNG ROAD TO MAKE iT TO ME." "WHO TF iS YOU?" ASKED PARRiS. "i AM HARRiET TUBMAN. i CAN GET YOU WHERE YOU NEED TO GO iN MY MAGiC SCHOOL BUS. BUT i NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHiNG FOR ME." "CHOCOLATE FACE!!!" EXCLAiMED CARL RiCHMOND. "OHHH NOW i SEE WHY YOU WERE iN THE BACK OF THE BUS. WHAT YOU WANT FROM US?"ASKED PARRiS. "YOU MUST KiLL LORD FARQUAAD SO OUR LAND MAY BE FREE FROM TYRANNY. ONLY THE TWO OF YOU CAN ACCOMPLiSH SUCH A FEAT. YOU ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO POSSESS THE SACK OF SECRETS." ANSWERED HARRiET STERNLY. "SUCC OF SECRETS? WHAT'S THAT?" ASKED PARRiS CONFUSED. "YOU WERE BORN WiTH THE SACK OF SECRETS. iT iS TiME YOU CALLED UPON iT'S EXTRAORDiNARY POWERS AND BECOME THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES PARRiS." HARRiET SAiD POiNTiNG TOWARD PARRiS' THROBBiNG HARD GROiN & BALLS, THEN MOTiONiNG TOWARD MS. FRiZZLE. "THiS iS MY DRiVER, RiFF RAFF, i HYPNOTiZED HiM TO BELEiVE HE WAS ACTUALLY MS. FRiZZLE. WHAT A MORON! HE SHOULD KNOW MS. FRiZZLE DiED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SiNS AND THAT'S WHY WE CELEBRATE EVERY 4/20 ON THE DAY SHE DiED." SAiD HARRiET AS THEY DROVE OFF iNTO THE SUNSET TOWARD THEiR LAST ADVENTURE.
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The Eiffel Tower: Sack of Secrets
VampireYung man Parris is comfortable with his solitary existence in his swamp. He has been alone all his life and learned to come to terms with the isolated life he has led. Until one fateful day, Parris has a chance encounter with a frail asian boy by th...
