"You're coming with me to the Codeine Castle. You are now prisoners of war. You will be taken to the Codeine Castle and tortured for the rest of your lives." Said Bacon Boy. "Lord Farquaad steals my land and now I'm his prisoner? Yeah I don't think so. NOW SMASH THAT MF LIKE BUTTON FUH BIH👿👊🏿🔥🔞😡" Exclaimed Fuccboi Parris as he proceeded to bitch slap Bacon Boy in his greasy, crispy face. Bacon Boy dropped the shotgun and began to crumble and crack. "You would taste good on a egg, and cheese croissant!" Said Carl Richmond as he picked up the crumbled pieces of bacon bois face and began to stuff them in his mouth. "TBH YOU CHILL ASF.😜👌🏿WHERE IS THAT CODEINE CASTLE FUCCBOI❓⁉️👊🏿👐🏿☝🏿️🙏🏿" screamed Parris in his now prepubescent squeaker voice. "I'll never tell!" Replied Bacon Boy. And soon as Carl Richmond crept toward the remainder of his face he began to change his tune. "OKAY. OKAY. The Codeine Castle is on your way to Paris. You should be able to walk to it from here. You can't miss it. The password is NEON iCON." Bacon Boy was then snatched by Carl Richmond and was no more. Fuccboi Parris watched as Carl Richmond licked the bacon grease off his fingers and he so desperately wished it was his throbbing hard cock that he could now feel pressed against the zipper of his joggers. He tucked his dikk into his ass so he would not be embarrassed in front of his crush. "Let's go Carl." They walked for a long 5 minutes and came upon the Codeine Castle. A large PEGASUS PURPLE & BLACK URKLE building with GiANT JODi HUSKY statue in the front. The building was surrounded by a moat filled with lean and ice cubes. The duo walked toward the drawbridge. "WHAT iS THE PASSWORD?" Said an ominous female voice that they could not pinpoint it's origin. "NEON iCON" exclaimed Carl Richmond. THE GATE BEGAN TO OPEN WiTH THE SOUNDS OF TRAP BEATS WAViNG THROUGH THE AiR. "WHAT iS GOING ON?" ASKED PARRiS iN A LOW WHiSPERED VOiCE. "DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE LLAMAS iN THERE?" CARL RiCHMOND WHiSPERED BACK. "WELCOME TO THE CODEiNE CASTLE." A VOiCE SAiD CUTTiNG OFF THE WHiSPERS AS THEY ENTERED THE CASTLE. UPON ENTERiNG THE CASTLE THEY LEARNED THE VOiCE HAD BEEN COMiNG FROM MS. FRiZZLE iN HER MAGiC SCHOOL BUS.
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The Eiffel Tower: Sack of Secrets
VampireYung man Parris is comfortable with his solitary existence in his swamp. He has been alone all his life and learned to come to terms with the isolated life he has led. Until one fateful day, Parris has a chance encounter with a frail asian boy by th...
