"WHY CAN'T I HAVE ANYTHING NICE THINGS" Valtor yelled, pacing through his lair, with Arash and Matt tied up in a corner.
"We need to get out of here!" Matt whispered
"Where is here?" Arash said, a little too loudly
"Here, you ask?" Valtor said waltzing towards them, "this is where you become dark warriors"
"In your dreams dicktor!" Matthew said
"Yes, right indeed!" He replied with a gnarl.
Valtor snapped his fingers. With the snap, dark partials started to rise from the ground around Matthew and Arash. It was like gravity was turned off.
"I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going" Arash said
"What the fack dude" Matthew said. "Cait need's to fart, and she needs to fart NOW!"
The last thing Arash saw was nothing. Everything went black.
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"Can you fix the wee-fee now?" Yara begged Cait
Cait was talking to herself in a British accent not paying attention.
"Ok what's the plan" –McKenna
"Save senpai and the other dude" – Kaley
"Let's focus and try to power down" – Cait
The girls stood there trying to power down. They looked like they were constipated trying poop.
BOOM. The whole building collapsed. We girls got up, brushed themselves off.
"What the fack"- Kaley
"THE GYM IS GONE"- McKenna
"Oops, my bad I farted" – Cait
"Look on the bright side, we aren't in Enchantix anymore" – Natalie
"Buttock Cait destroy my gym WITH her bubble butt." – Kaley – "how are we gunner save senpai now?"
"We just need to find Valtor, and somehow save the 2 dingoes" – McKenna
With that, everyone heard the theme song to Sailor moon.
"Oh my phone!" – Kaley
"We have service" – Nat
"BUT STILL NO WEEFEE" –Yara
"CHIILL OUT GIRL" Cait
"Hello?" Kaley said as she answered her phone. She put it on speaker
"Hello Kaley, it's your monther" said the lady on the phone
"Monther?!" – McKenna
"Didn't you know, Kaley's mom is a calendar" – Marine
"Oh my gosh" – McKenna
"We have a new boo for u" – Monther
Kaley hung-up the phone before her calendar could finish
"I have a new fashion idea!" – Marine
"Oh no" – Nat
"BUDGET CUTS?" –Yara
Everyone looked at Yara in confusion. Then put their attention back to Marine.
"What is it" – Cait
"BIG BOOB MCKENZIE" she yelled at the top of her lungs. She snapped her fingers and everyone dropped to the floor due to the size of the boob job.
"WHAT THE FACK YARA" – Natalie
"CHANGE US BACK" – McKenna
Just when marine was about the snap her fingers again. They sky went dark.
"Oh gosh, now what"
"Wow I leave you for 2 hours and you're on the ground as big boob McKenzie's" Matthew said, as him, Arash and Valtor descending from the sky.
"MARINE NOW!" – cait
"FINE FINE FINE" – Marine
The girls stood up, prepare to fight
"Senpai" kaley whispered to herself
Arash walked up to Kaley. Lean in close to her lips. Everyone stared. Valtor had a smile on his face.
BAM
He turned around and blaster her with a twerk beam. She haxed out of server due to lag.
"Report Kaley for afk, and unskilled" – Cait
"Girls, it's a trap" – Mckenna yelled
"Ok so we can transf-" Nat started
"WiBE, transform" McKenna yelled
Everyone rolled their eyes
"I can see the bloom in her" – Cait
The five walked up together and started to glow
" Magic WiBE, dankchantix!"
McKenna: Fairy of Screen time!
Yara: fai- CAIT FIX THE WIFI SO KALEY CAN CONNECT
Cait: *skips her scene*
Natalie: Nature's baby momma
Marine: Boob's fairy of Maine
"LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN" – VALTOR typeښw
