"Good afternoon, Bob's Pizza with you. What's your order? We serve all types of pizza and salads from all over the country—"
"What's with the extended greeting?"
"I was ordered to do this. My boss said that the previous ones were so short."
"Nice. I get to hear your voice more."
"Unfortunately."
"Listen."
"Yeah?"
"Did you sit on a pile of sugar?"
"..."
"Cause you have a pretty sweet butt."
"What the hell?!"
"..."
"Stop laughing you weird pile of crookedness."
"Let's play a game."
"You're games are pointless—"
"You'll kiss me if I said a fact wrong, alright?"
"You didn't give me a chance to reply to your suggestion."
"Because my games must be played."
"You're such a kid."
"Okay, I'll start."
"..."
"Remember, there's a kiss."
"How can I forget..."
"Stars are made of glitter."
"Wrong."
"Bam! You owe me a kiss."
(His pickup lines are hilarious lol. Don't be a silent reader :) I love you when you vote/comment-makes my day better )
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