EXTRA CHEESE : book # 1 | ✓

S a a n e n k a e s e

"Hello?"

"Hi."

"...mind giving me your name?"

"You didn't recognize me?"

"All I know is that I had an incoming call from an unknown number."

"Then save that number as 'The Love of My Life'"

"Get a life, I'm going o hang—"

"It's chi-, I mean Johnny."

"..."

"Woah, was that you who screamed?"

"I..um...no, my cat."

"Aha, because cats actually scream—"

"Shut up."

"You're a shame to all liars."

"How did you get my number? Are you STALKING ME?!"

"Lower your voice, WOMAN!"

"You deformed my eardrums! And answer my question!"

"Nicole gave it to me."

"Dammit. That bit—"

"Peeep, don't swear, it's bad for the health."

"I'm not a child, and it isn't the first time she gives my number to someone I like."

"Your number isn't that precious."

"If looks over a phone could kill..."

"Baby I'm six feet underground, dead in your love."

"Creep."

"What will you name me in your contacts."

"Johnny, the costumer. You?"

"I named you : Bacen."

"Bacon?"

"As our ship name, love."

"..."

(The winner of the ship name was : Bacen , although I liked a lot of them, so I'm going to make posters for maybe all of them, cause you all are so freaking sweet and the ship names you gave were AMAZING! pleaseee vote, it doesn't take a second :) )