"Hi."
"Can this response be any shorter?"
"I shouldn't have replied."
"Is something wrong?"
"No."
"Are you okay?"
"..."
"Babe...?"
"..."
"Are you crying?"
"...I'm fine."
"Tell me what happened."
"It's just too complicated."
"I'll try to make it simpler."
"You can't."
"Babe, just say."
"My cat died today. I went to the vet because she was sick all week, and the stuff the vet gave her didn't respond well. You know what's even worse?"
"What?"
"I had a crush on an actor since as long as I remember and he proposed to the same vet I go to, this afternoon."
"So?"
"So?! He was literally perfection!"
"I..um, don't know what to say."
"You should marry me."
"Oh hell no. You're through a mental breakdown."
"Alright. I'm marrying someone else—"
"Yara!"
"—I'll walk around and spot someone and build a relationship, bye—"
"I swear in the name of my Lord , if you step outside your house you're not seeing my face ever."
"Woah."
"Stay inside, you're not spotting someone today."
"Does that mean that I can spot someone tomorrow—"
"No, understood?"
"Understood."
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