dan:
q: how do you feel about being a meme and internet cult leader?
a: honestly, it feels good to be kayne west.
q: do you think about the naughty things you could do with phil
a: let's just say he's gotten rid of some of my problems.. *wink*
q: why are you such a meme?
a: the meme life chose me.
q: when will you admit your love for phil?
a: when i start loving him. i really like him right now but i don't know if i love him. love is commitment; i sure as fuck like him and everything he is, and wil- *mumbles the rest*.
q: what's your goal in life?
a: to be genuinely happy.
q: how do you feel about how adorable phil is?
a: honesTLY FUCK.
q: if you could choose beteeen phil and batman to be friends with, who would you choose?
a: im already bffs with phil so batman
q: doustillmumble
a: allthetime
q: hows that doge life
a: such amazing much meme
q: ur a meme
a: i know
phil:
q: your-boy toy is a meme and an internet cult leader; how do you feel?
a: aye, it's his life at least he's not smoking dank memes.
q: why are your eyes so blUe
a: they are the sky as i am the sunshine; as dan called me.
q: when will you admit your love for dan?
a: lET DESTINY TELL THE STORY, OKAY??
q: y r u so cute
a: i don't know. i don't think i am personally but thank you *hug*
q: honest thoughts on dan?
a: where do i begin? he's so amazing, even though he can be sarcastic one hundred and two percent of the time, but he's so nice; he's unaware that people love him for whom he his and think he's truly beautiful. i wish he knew.
q: whats ur ideal dream date and with which special person (((((;
a: starwars marathon; dan.
q: describe dan only using song names
a: tear in my heart tøp
the only reason 5sos
all the small things blink 182
toxic britney spears
q: how are you such a sunshine?
a: don't know.
q: dans a meme
a: please i know
chris:
q: your so adorable aw
a: well you can fuck me when you'd like.
q: hows your day been?
a: good, you?
q: can we share this pizza
a: heck yeah.
q: i want to boop your nose, nothing weird bai
a: you're so cute aw.
peej:
q: are you trash!
a: phan trash, yes.
q: what's the weather like?
a: beautiful. the air is cool and crisp and the sky is a lovely purple.
q: hello, its me
a: i was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet to go over everything, they say times supposed to heal ya, but i ain't done much healing.
q: the blue pill or red pill
a: the purple pill.
q: who are ur otps
a: phil and dan and pete and mikey,
gerard:
q: can i hug u please
a: totally
q: wanna get married?
a: sorry im a lesbian.
q: I LOVE YOU
a: I LOVE YOU TOO!
q: i hi, can i hug u?
a: *opens arms* come here
q: best idea you've ever had (hehe)
a: doing frank iero
q: we should get married and have 3.5 kids
a: arent you married to des?
mikey way:
q: if you could wish for anything (besides more wishes) what would you wish for?
a: to date pete again.
q: do you still want a unicorn
a: yeah man.
q: why did the kill finnick
a: i dont know fam.
q: thoughts on hot dogs and hotdogs
a: both are great
pete:
q: do you happen to have a white demin jacket or is it in the possession of mikey way
a: mikey way has it /-:
q: i would lile to thank you
a: thank you, i mean, youre welcome.
q: did u sleep well last night
a: yeah, i could have used a cuddle though.
me:
q: i live for u, i long for u, ur hella cute
a: *cries* THANK YOU SM YOURE CUTER!!
q: love me sempai
a: *loves you* sempai loves you.
q: YOU IS AMAZING
a: aw thank you. <3
q: why are u so great + ily bby
a: im not; ilyt babe.
q: if u could get an apartment with dan and phil or get a dinosaur what would ur flat look like
a: i see what u did there, and ive thought about this before; two bedrooms - 1 for dan and phil, one for me obviously, three bath, living / game room and a kitchen.
q: if you could collab with phan what would you do in the video
a: first i'd shish their cheeks and smile because phan. then we'd talk about life. after we would play truth or dare.
heres how it works, i have two phones that look alike excEPT one phone has dares that say kiss, hug, etc. so when they give me a dare i do something stupid, when i give them a dare they do something cute af. or we could just play ddr
q: HEY BABY GIRL ITS UR WIFE
a: HI EMILY MY SWEET, PRECIOUS, LASHTON!LOVE CHILD!!
