Why the Signs Have No Social Life

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Aries: I choose not too... I don't like people

Taurus: I'd rather just hang with my dog

Gemini: Eating now... socialize later

Cancer: I love my bed too much to leave it

Leo: NETFLIX IS LOVE, NETFLIX IS LIFE

Virgo: I just don't feel like texting back...

Libra: Social life? What is this social life you speak of?

Scorpio: Too busy working on world domination

Sagittarius: Cats are better than people

Capricorn: I don't feel like leaving my couch

Aquarius: Sleep> Social life

Pisces: Social media counts though, right?

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