Oneshots

This One Looks Cool-Baby Got Back Parody

These are random snippets I thought of, not the full song. I couldn't think of anything else, so. Enjoy? Or don't. Whatever.

I like fanfics and I cannot lie
You other readers can't deny
That when a fic walks in with paragraph breaks
Good grammar in your face
You get swung,

When it comes on your screen
cause you notice that summary's great!
Deep in the things you're seeing
You're hooked and you can't stop reading
Oh fanfic, I wanna get with cha
and take your picture
My time to sleep is near but that summary you got makes (me shed tears!)
Ooh writer's A/N, you say it's just for fun?
Well reel me in cause my time for reading ain't done!

I like 'em short or long
And when I'm reading along
I just can't help myself I'm acting like an animal, now here's my scandal
I wanna bookmark ya, read! you again! soon!

oOo

My shipper goggles don't want none unless you got gen, hun!
You can say 'no slash' all you want, but my goggles still work
Some readers wanna play that hard roll and tell ya that the fic ain't gold,
So they toss it
And leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So your writer says you're wack?
well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your summary's small and your words are kicking
And thinking 'bout sticking

To the writer and the view count,
You ain't it, Ms. fic
Gimme angst that's out of hand,
And fluff I just can't stand

Yeah, that's all I got. Sorry. Bye!