Capricorn : "I dare you to say that again you shitting son of a bitch."
Aquarius : "I'm sorry I couldnt set you up with a hot titan date."
Pisces : "is it okay if we break off both your arms and legs? your real ones of course."
Aries : "Maybe his taking a shit but the shit won't come out,"
Taurus : "Is your head as empty as that gun barrel?"
Gemini: "What the fuck?"
Cancer: "Whoopsie."
leo: "Hey fuckhead."
Virgo: "Look at all this huge ass trees."
Libra: "I'm breaking both of your legs."
Scorpio: "Gross."
Sagittarius: "Fucking disgusting."