The signs as 50% off quotes

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Aries: why he touchin my man? where he going with my man??

Taurus: let's just skip the fluff and get to the point where we're shirtless

Gemini: get in the pool!! i said bitch get in the pool!!

Cancer: ay yo homeboy looks like shark week, i aint messing with that..

Leo: i'm proud to be a swimerican!

Virgo: i'd do anything to you haru! for you!

Libra: oh no...he's hot when he's sad

Scorpio: i don't wanna hang around with you dildos anymore

Sagittarius: i'm sinning tonight!

Capricorn: you splash like a bitch

Aquarius: what's up sluts? guess who just got outta prison

Pisces: swim team nothing! i want that boy to be my bride!


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