Aries: why he touchin my man? where he going with my man??
Taurus: let's just skip the fluff and get to the point where we're shirtless
Gemini: get in the pool!! i said bitch get in the pool!!
Cancer: ay yo homeboy looks like shark week, i aint messing with that..
Leo: i'm proud to be a swimerican!
Virgo: i'd do anything to you haru! for you!
Libra: oh no...he's hot when he's sad
Scorpio: i don't wanna hang around with you dildos anymore
Sagittarius: i'm sinning tonight!
Capricorn: you splash like a bitch
Aquarius: what's up sluts? guess who just got outta prison
Pisces: swim team nothing! i want that boy to be my bride!