Oh, Joy (Davekat)

Oh, Joy.

Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are literally one word away to flipping your shit towards your geeky internet friend, Sollux fucking Captor. Sure, he's a pretty cool guy and you trust him enough to call him one of your filthy fucking "friends", but he never hesitates to PISS YOU OFF.

Okay, chill Karkat...
Breathe in, breathe out...

*10 minutes ago

twinArmageddons[TA] has begun trolling carcinoGeneticist[CG].

TA: 2up a22hole

CG: OH JOY. SOLLUX FUCKING CAPTOR. HOW NICE OF YOU TO DROP BY.

TA: chiill dude ii ju2t wanted two talk

CG: I DON'T HAVE *TIME* FOR THIS.
CG: CAN I JUST, TEXT YOU LATER? I ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE TIME. I'M BUSY.

TA: okay ii 2ee where thii2 ii2 goiing

CG: WHAT.

TA: aren't you hangiing out with that weiird "coolkiid" guy? What wa2 hii2 name agaiin?

CG: OH NO. IF YOU THINK I'M GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT POOR EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN, YOU'RE WRONG AS *FUCK*

TA: dude ii can 2ee the liie2 riight through you
TA: iit'2 2o obviious iit hurt2

CG: WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?

TA: are you fuckiing kiiddiing me riight now, almo2t everyone iin the whole uniiver2e know2 about your 2tupiid cru2h on 2triider

CG: OH MY GOD, IT WAS JUST ONE OF NEPETA'S STUPID DARES THAT ENDED UP IN THAT DISGUSTING KISS.

TA: ii can tell you enjoyed iit even iif iit wa2 ju2t a truth or dare game

CG: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M **DONE** TALKING TO YOU. GOODBYE CAPTOR.

TA: later douche

twinArmageddons[TA] has ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist[CG].

You resist the urge to rip the hair off your head. It was only one game of truth or dare, one fucking sweep ago. Nepeta had dared you to kiss Strider just for the sake of her stupid ships. Of course, you couldn't say no to Nepeta like the pushover fuckwad you were. And so, the haunting memory of that lousy kiss was carved inside your thinkpan forever. But in all honesty, the kiss could have been bette- KARKAT VANTAS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-

... There really is no point in denying, you're flushed for Strider, big deal. You stare at your computer screen for about a minute before getting the shit scared out of you by someone knocking at the door. Letting out a heavy sigh, you manage to drag yourself to the door. You swing it open and scream right in the mysterious person's face these exact words:

"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, CAN YOU BE ANY LOUDE-"

You stop yourself from screaming anymore after you realize who you just opened your door to.
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((Lmfao cliff hangers are fun right

Okay I don't write often so don't get mad at me for this god awful piece

Also I'm kind of "new" to writing on wattpad, so I gotta get things straightened out for me until I type up the next part.

Thank you for surviving whatever the fuck this was so far

More coming soon))