Snow Tubing

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Ney and Duma: *going snow tubing*

Ney: You can lay down if you want

Duma: What

Ney: You're light enough for me to pull you

Duma: *shrugs and lays down*

Ney: *looks over*

Duma: *is playing in the snow*

Ney: *sighs*

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Duma: *laying on the tube facedown and not moving*

Photographer Guy: Uhh

Photographer Guy: So

Ney: Hi!

Photographer Guy: Did you kill her or...?

Ney: *looks at Duma*

Duma: *stays still*

Ney: Um

Ney: *shrugs*

Ney: Yup

Photographer Guy: Okay then...

Ney: This is normal

Ney: Don't worry

Photographer Guy: *slowly walks away*

Ney: *dying*

Duma: *dying*

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Ney and Duma: *about to race*

Duma: *in the lane beside Ney*

Ney: *leans over*

Duma: May the best bitch win

Ney: *slips and falls*

Duma: *facepalm*

People Behind Ney: *laughing*

Ney: *glares at Duma while trying to not laugh*

Ney: SHUT UP.

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Duma: *wins the race*

Ney: DAMMIIIIIIIIIT!!

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