Ney and Duma: *going snow tubing*
Ney: You can lay down if you want
Duma: What
Ney: You're light enough for me to pull you
Duma: *shrugs and lays down*
Ney: *looks over*
Duma: *is playing in the snow*
Ney: *sighs*
--
Duma: *laying on the tube facedown and not moving*
Photographer Guy: Uhh
Photographer Guy: So
Ney: Hi!
Photographer Guy: Did you kill her or...?
Ney: *looks at Duma*
Duma: *stays still*
Ney: Um
Ney: *shrugs*
Ney: Yup
Photographer Guy: Okay then...
Ney: This is normal
Ney: Don't worry
Photographer Guy: *slowly walks away*
Ney: *dying*
Duma: *dying*
--
Ney and Duma: *about to race*
Duma: *in the lane beside Ney*
Ney: *leans over*
Duma: May the best bitch win
Ney: *slips and falls*
Duma: *facepalm*
People Behind Ney: *laughing*
Ney: *glares at Duma while trying to not laugh*
Ney: SHUT UP.
--
Duma: *wins the race*
Ney: DAMMIIIIIIIIIT!!
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Ney's Random Book Thing of Randomness BOOK TWO
RandomWattpad doesn't like me. It said I had too many parts. So here's book two so the randomness can keep going! Yaaaay. If you didn't read Book One, that's okay. This is basically a book about a bunch of random things that happen in my life. Tends to ge...