Boobworm: i HATE fantasy football season my dad's doing the draft and the Internet is slow so he kicked me off of it now I don't know what to do with myself
Ney: w o w
Ney: play loud music
Ney: pLAY MMM WHATCHA SAY
Boobworm: No I want to live another week I have a package full of books coming from Amazon on Tuesday
Boobworm: do not get in between straight men and football
Ney: s o ft music ?
Ney: okay true
Fish: Unplug the router
Fish: Revenge
Fish: If you can't have wifi then no one can
Boobworm: See last text
Fish: blast smooth jazz
Fish: BLAST HAMILTON
Boobworm: I want to throw goldfish at him
Fish: I thought you meant live fish I was really confused
Ney: throw live fish
Ney: over the rail
Ney: let them flop
Ney: then pick them up and let them live in your dad's bathroom
Ney: let him get attached to them
Ney: then punch him in the face
Boobworm: Regrettably I do not have a stash of live fish
Fish: please don't throw me
Boobworm: I could throw this demonic goldfish lunchbox at him
Fish: Wait what does he teach
Boobworm: He teaches European/World History
Fish: send him incorrect history facts
Fish: Make him seethe
Boobworm: He's yelling at his computer I am going away now
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Ney's Random Book Thing of Randomness BOOK TWO
RandomWattpad doesn't like me. It said I had too many parts. So here's book two so the randomness can keep going! Yaaaay. If you didn't read Book One, that's okay. This is basically a book about a bunch of random things that happen in my life. Tends to ge...
