Slytherin: Professor Snape, would you punish me for something I haven't done?
Snape: Of course not.
Slytherin: Good, because I haven't done my Potions Homework.
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Slytherin: Professor Snape, would you punish me for something I haven't done?
Snape: Of course not.
Slytherin: Good, because I haven't done my Potions Homework.