I met Deatheaters, Voldemort himself, MERLIN'S BEARD, I even met Umbridge!
... and then I met you.
Who do you guys hate more, Rita Skeeter, Pansy Parkinson, Dolores Umbridge
or Slutoria Greatass - I mean Astoria Greengrass? (I've been shipping Dramione my whole life and suddenly this random bïtch comes out of nowhere!)
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Harry Potter Comebacks For The Muggles In Your Life
Humor{COMPLETED} Hilarious comebacks that only us, Potterheads will understand. Do you will for a Time Turner so you could come up with a killer Comeback? Well then, this is the book for you! These will outsmart even Ravenclaws, give you the bravery of...
