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SJ = Seok Jin N = Namjoon
Y = Yoongi H = Hoseok PJ = Jimin
T = Taehyung Jk = Jungkook

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SJ: Jungkook come to eat!!
T: Already eating ;)))))
PJ: gross!
T: Choke on a dick!1!
Y: He did last nite ;))))))
PJ: "choke"..... "dick"
Y: Smh
T: Jimin u'r no fun
SJ: whatever, left the food in the oven for any1
N: I'll cook my own tis okey
SJ: Don't.
H: u'r gonna burn smthing again
SJ: Namjoonie?
T: Ew
N: shut it Tae, don't distract me I'm making a sandwich!
SJ: I'm coming then
N: Nooo I can by myself, don't be such a little bitch.
H: urgh so salty..
T: shut it horse, I can't cum if you guys keep spamming
PJ: OMFG
Y: Minnie come over toooo
H: TALK SOMEWHERE ELSE
N: Jin I need help.
SJ: shit!

H: who got my headphones????
N: it's 2am stfu
PJ: srry I'll give them later
Y: U still up Minnie!?
PJ: ....
H: NAMJOOON TELL YOONGI TO GET OUT OF THE ROOM!!
N: Jin's room is free? Yaaaas
SJ: I'm still mad tho
N: still cuming over idc!
T: YAS JUNGCOCK IS FREE THEN
JK: no way! My ass hurts from earlier.
H: I'm moving out.

SJ: I'm at the market some1 need smthing?
T: Lube
T: large cucumber
JK: I'm not doing that again
Y: shut tf up. Trying to work
Jk: salty bitch
T: Jimin suck his dick
PJ: I tried... Feeling rejected
SJ: DO I GET SMTHING OR NOT?
PJ: sobs. Tissues!
N: I'll cheer u up Jimin ;))))
SJ: No.
Y: SHUT IT
H: Crusty
T: Buy the lube! I'm serious
Jk: But NOT the cucumber
PJ: Buy me a better boyfriend
Y: I'll pound u boy

*Hoseok has left the group*

A/N
Yeah idk I'm bored srry.

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