WEIRD...

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On the way home from school I was looking for a seat on the bus. So, I ended up sitting with @doctorwhonerd100 and so this kid (his friend) was like, "Why are you sitting with her?"

doctorwhonerd100- "She's my friend. She gave me cookies."

his friend- "No offense (he pointed to me), but I'm a true friend."

doctorwhonerd100- "What have you done for me?"

his friend- "I say nice things to you."

doctorwhonerd100- "Like what? You call me dumb."

his friend- "But..."

doctornerd100- "I will always be smarter than you."

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