Ok ok I'm going to try to actually plot this ok ok here we go
~*~*~*donald's pov*~*~*~
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Hi
I am donald turnip
I am at politics school. I decide that to be pastel goth punk rock hipster soft grunge kawaii i must talk to one of the cool kids.
Deez nuts is not v kawaii so not him! Yeezy is too busy with his yeezys or his twitter or whatever. I can't tAlk to hilarity I mean Hillary because she is my competitin!!! I decide to wait until school ends and decide who to mentor me into being pastel goth punk rock hipster soft grunge kawaii m
The fjnal bell rings and I eait in the halls I see Bernie walk out with hillsrry I'm upset I pull out my diary and write a emo journal entry.
Dear diary,
It's me Donald. Update: Bernie still doesn't love me I love him he loved Hillary!!! This is bad!!!!
The halls clear quickly but then I notice deez nutz is still here. He pulls a nun outfit out of his locker what is he trying to hide how does he do that he is peanuts no hands???
I go up to him "why do u have a nun clothes what r u hiding I say"@
I'm not hiding Anything I am the nun at a special church u can come with me and see" he speeches in his nut way
Yes okay I reply lets go m
I follow him to the church and feel tempted to sing take me to church by hozier but singing that is not a kawaii thing to do I listen to real metal like black viel brides and twenty øne piløts😩😩👋🏻👋🏻xD c: anyway We walk into the church together it is big and nice and they had sweets on a table in the corner
Deez Nuts directs me to the altar and there is a bible it says The Bible of Memes™ made in China.
C he suddenly is wearing his nun clothes and he becomes sisterDeez Nuts can that happen I guess it can????. The sister for the church of memes.
I'm home.
The church guy of memes idk his title or whatever lol descends from a cloud as harp music plays and light shines on him
It is the one and only Father Peter Wentz™ of the church of memes
Sister, father" I say " teach me how to be pastel goth punk rock hipster soft grunge kawaii and acquire dank memes like you have" I say
Pete aka Father Wentz™ speaks first "patience grasshopper it will come in time believe in yourself" speeches Pete
"Thank u Father Wentz™ I am so #blessed"
And remember Donald, if you need assistance, knock once for the Father aka me Father Wentz™, twice for the son, three times for the holy ghost"" says Pete
2007 is that u
yes it is probablyt
"Yes I will remember thank u xD"00
To be continued
