Xxxxxxxxnew students povxxxxxxx
Hello hello c can u hear me i can be your china doll if you'd like to see me fall
Oh wait im talkng
hi im anal del rey oh wait i mean lana my name is not anal i just like anal oh and lana backwards is anal what a coincidence
I m the new studen at the politics school which is weird im not a polictician im just a girl from brooklyn baby who has 102938 sugar daddies and heroin im a sad girl im a bad girl got that summertime summertime sadness s s summertime sadness oh oo woah oh oh im sad because im lamenting over the loss of one of my sugar daddies i don't remember his name but i got that summertime sadness oh oo woah oh oh oh because of him i will love him till the end of time i WOUKD wait. A million years
so anyway it's my first day of school i wear blue jeans white shirt walked into the room u know i made their eyes burn it was like james dean for sure
so yeah i sit in my seat my teachers name is ms. Dolphin that's not a soft grunge sad girl Lolita babygirl aesthetic tumblr pastel grunge name im pressed :// so i sit in class and do heroin and drink some diet Mountain Dew and i get high af and not even they can stop me now boy I be flyin overhead and i think about now my life is sweet like cinnamon like a fuckin dream im living in except im still a sad girl and a bad girl summertime sadness
"""Alana del rey stop doing that"
"No not even they can stop me now i just said that""""" I'm so misunderstood I'm a sad girl
"That's it I'm callinf your parents you're not followinh the rules who are your parnets"
'Elvis is my daddy Marilyn's my mother Jesus is my bestst. Friend I sing the body electric"
"What"
I'm so misunderstood everytime I close my eyes it's like a dark paradise I wish I had my sugar daddy to put me on his black motorcycle fifties babydoll dress for my I do. It only takes 2 hours to Nevada I wear your sparkle you're callin me your mama let me put on a show for you daddy let me put. On a show let me put on a show for you tiger let me put on a show
Lana stop flying' says ms dolphin
No'""
"Laana if h can't follow the rulef u have to leave'
"Ok I'll just go off to the races that's better than this lame school anyway this is for preps and basics not sad girls bad girls ♡ like me"
I fly out of the room and I go off the races
Every one in the clas is confused
Ms dolphin says out loud "what"
NEXT TIME ON: DERNIE: WILL THERE BE ANOTHER NEW STUDENT IN CLASS? WILL BERNIE LOVE DONALD AFTER MONTHS OF WAITING? WILL LANA FOLLOW THE RULES AND BE ABLE TO JOIN THE CLASS? FIND OUT ON: DERNIE
