Fuckig hell

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Now I got the advice from Fathwr Wentz™ I am rdy to get bernie 2 luv me

I see Bernie with hillararsrary and my heart races. I love him an I'm ready 4 him 2 lov me bAck

I decide to go up and talk to him

Bernice's pov🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

I was talkinf to Hillary when a strange man came up to me wearing a flower crown????  His name is Donald turnip I think think

"Hello Bernie I love ur beauty blog will u date me""" say turnip

"R u republican" asks me

"Uh ye #Republican4Lyfe he say

"K no"

"Wot

I only date liberals I say

He crys and runs away

Ok

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