Winnie

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Winnie the Pooh was sitting down on his bedroom floor one day until he heard a doorbell in his door. It was ER and he wanted his cucumber back. He shoved Winnie up against the wall aggressively clasping his shirt in his fist  . Winnie didn't know what to do so he knocked ER on to the ground and told him "I'm going to the house party tonight so et outta my house". Winnie called Er a faggot and he ran away and cried. Winnie called him back and demanded him to strip. Winnie slowly dropped his pants. It was only then that they heard steps and tigger appeared.
Winnie used all his wrath and shaked everywhere exploding everywhere. All of a sudden a flying object flew in the window. A cucumber and a crunchie.  Snap crackle pop. It flew up his bum hole. Winnie started crying with delight as he was filled with rice krispied. Snap crackle pop. Winnie bathed in vodka and sniffed cocaine at the same time. Winnie turned into s drug addict. He started sniffing Ers bum hole. "Yum" he said and licked his ear. "Lemme penetrate ur ear like ur mum did when u were bum."  Winnie pulled on Ers tail c amusing it to fall off like it usually did. He stuffed up his ass. Ouch

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