One Sunday evening on the fall of the cucumber season, Avril sat at her kitchen table. She looked lost like a dead pig like Peppa. She started thinking. "What would it be like to be a daddy?" She dropped her pants. She dialled 1-800-hotline bling. "Hullo!!! Izz daddo pig wazzup ???" "Hey babbvveeee illlyyyy"!!! Avril shouted and looked at her fridge. "Brb" she said and hung up. She walked over to the fridge. "I'm hungry!" She screamed at her plate. She opened the fridge door. The fridge was empty. "Waaaat???" She said and looked closer. A tiny purple thing was in the fridge. "Wtf is this" she said and looked closer. It grew and she saw it as a cucumber a purple crunchy cucumber. "Uh oh." She whispered and ran. It grabbed her by the bum hole and licked her toe.
"Help" she whispered as she was dragged into the boys.
