TODAY, 10:00AM
ME
Hey there!
Wat'chu doin'?
MEGAMOUTH
Trying to think of a
way how to kill you
ME
Aren't you a little young
to be a murderer?
MEGAMOUTH
Yes, yes I am
ME
How young are you?
MEGAMOUTH
Why should I tell you?
ME
Why are you answering
my question with another
question?
MEGAMOUTH
Why are you being so
annoying again?
ME
Why don't you realize
that you're the annoying one?
MEGAMOUTH
Why are you even texting me?
I'm not interested in you!
ME
Why are you replying?
MEGAMOUTH
Why are you wasting your
time texting me? You don't even
know me!
ME
Why are you replying?
MEGAMOUTH
Why are you not answering
my question?
ME
Why are we having this nonsense
conversation?
MEGAMOUTH
Because you're nonsense!
ME
So are you!
MEGAMOUTH
You really should stop wasting your time on me.
ME
Nah. I'm bored so...
MEGAMOUTH
Don't you have anything else to do?
ME
Like??
MEGAMOUTH
Idk, maybe get your own life?
ME
Nah. I already experienced lots of things.
It's fun to annoy you.
You get mad so easily.
Plus, you started this!
MEGAMOUTH
No, I didn't.
It's my sister, remember?
ME
You're right.
MEGAMOUTH
So, you're finally going to leave me alone?
ME
Nah. Never.
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