"He —"
"PEEEEEEESSSSSTTTTT!!!! YOU ANSWE —"
"Uh, sorry but I think you dialed the wrong number."
"Eh? A girl?"
"Duh? Obviously. Who's this?"
"I want to talk to pest!"
"Ha? Pest? What a weird name. But sorry, I don't know any Pest so I'm sure you dialed the wrong number"
"I'm sure this is his number! ARRRGGHH!!! I should have asked for his real name!!"
"Hey big mouth stop shouting! And you're stupid not to know his real name whoever he is but it seems you're his phone pal"
"Something like tha-- wait, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! BIATCH!"
"What the?! Who the hell are you calling biatch?!"
"YOU HEARD ME! YOU! Who else do you think I'm talking to? A ghost?"
"What the ?!! Ugh, never mind. You'll just make me old. Listen here, bratinella. You dialed the wrong number! Okay!?"
