Yuka: Onii-chan, that crazy lady with barely any chest is scaring me.
Satoshi: Yuka, call me big brother, like a real AMERICAN.
Yuka: But we're Japanese.
Satoshi: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. The big people are talking now.
Seiko: DID SOMEBODY SAY AMERICANOS?
*New Americanos by Haley starts playing in the background*
Naomi: No.
*music stops playing*
Seiko: Oh. Thanks for ruining my fun NAOMI.

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RandomTitle says all you need to know. ^ω^ I don't own CP, just the jokes. Most of them at least. #Wattys2016