Yuka: Hey y'all!
Satsuki: Why are you sounding southern?
Yuka: Just go with it.
Satsuki: Anyways today me, Satsuki, and Yuka will be reacting to....
Yuka: What Satsuki-chan?
Satsuki: Hentai Manga....
Yuka: Oh dear Lord we are screwed.
Satsuki: So first, we have the yaoi. Its an EreRi doujinshi, since all the regular ones looked really bad.
*after reading it*
Satsuki: ..... Who gave you this...?
Yuka: Seiko-chan!
Satsuki: Of course... *thinking* Or better yet Psycho-chan...
: Next, we have Yuri!
*after reading it*
S: This is not a page turner...
Y: Ya....
S & Y: And now the straight ones...
*after reading it*
S & Y: DA FVCK!?!?!
THE END

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RandomTitle says all you need to know. ^ω^ I don't own CP, just the jokes. Most of them at least. #Wattys2016