*in best markiplier voice* MEANWHILE, in our universe.
(AoT World)
Eren: Naomi and Seiko look adorable together! Right, Levi?
Levi: Don't care.
Krista: They're going at it again.
Everyone but Levi, Eren and Krista: We know.
Hange: I'm recording this.
Everyone but L, Eren, and Hange: Why?
Hange: Ymir, Krista, what do you do at night?
Ymir: Um...
Krista: Well.... *turns really red*
Sasha: We don't wanna know.
Levi: HEY!!! GET BACK TO CLEANING!!!
*Everyone gets scared and runs off, while Mikasa stays behind, being a creepy stalker*
BACK TO CP WORLD
Seiko: I don't understand why people ship Erennie, I mean, come on, she did kill you-know-who.
Naomi: Ya, I would totally be able to see Sachiko and Annie getting along like beasties.
Sachiko: Um... Hello? Annie and I are neighbors in hell! I even got her and her pals on speed dial.
N and Se: ... okay ....

YOU ARE READING
^~Corpse Party ON CRACK~^
RandomTitle says all you need to know. ^ω^ I don't own CP, just the jokes. Most of them at least. #Wattys2016